1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
3. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
4. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
2. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
3. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
4. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
